Aha, chatbots!
Brings back my days on IRC.
I love the tech, but hate how heroku-centric it all is. If you want to spin up your own hubot+heaven instance somewhere not-heroku, glhf.
/askforraise 10%
That's an old picture, as in before January 24, 2014. Why do I know?
Because the "United Meritocracy of Github" carpet shown was removed after feminists threw a fit and got them to remove it. Because "Meritocracy is masculine and evil." (Read; the women GH hired can't cut it. Mainly GitHub's Julie Ann Horvath)
Source: http://readwrite.com/2014/01/24/github-meritocracy-rug
If pieces of software count as workers, I guess there are at least a dozen of harder-working more-vital workers at github.
So as long as I personify a piece of software, it too can become the subject of worthless press articles?