GitHub down 2016.10.34 6:06 GMT

  •   We are currently experiencing major service outages.
    
    https://twitter.com/githubstatus/status/783187145414541312

  • I flagged this because I don't think that this is actually interesting, will drive discussion, or in general meets the site's guidelines.

    I furthermore don't think upvotes/downvotes playout well with this sort of content. It's obviously low-to-zero-value, but it attracts "hey, me too" type upvotes of people saying they observed this super obvious and dumb thing too. I think that factor ends up with a very low-quality post in general.

    People who are interested in github will find out by using github and seeing a very clearly identifying unicorn with complete message and status page.

    This provides no value or discussion. The likely post-mortem will be interesting, but until then, nothing to see here.

  • I noticed that for 1-3 minutes after the outage began (I was between pageloads and noticed the outage immediately) the 503 page did not load after waiting >30s. Afterwards the 503 page loads in < 1s. I wonder what failover configuration Github uses, such that this delay would occur.

  • Chart porn: https://status.github.com/

  • The title has the wrong date.

  • 34?

  • git push seems to be working still.

  • Good thing we like to deploy at 2AM.. oh wait..