A charming April 1st post. My two favorite lines were "our tools have been rebelling against us since the first peasant stepped on a rake" and "Even a village idiot can fall in love; Newton never did".

Check the footnote for a brief Twitter debate between Maciej and Scott that this set off, which involved the eating of a hat.

lengthy and dry, and although it was intended to amuse, it overstayed it welcome. sorry.