"After birth, a program rolls for a 40% chance of executing literally as the code is written, 40% of being "psychoanalytically incompatible", and 40% of executing by a metaphorical epistemology the order of the functions found in main()."
hilarious!
This is what happens when a LtU member is fucking sick of San Francisco's shit.
Well this is probably the greatest thing I think I've seen all year so far. The hello world example is priceless and for some reason #consider instead of #include cracked me up. Bahahaha and this:
Constants are not allowed, as the idea of a lack of identity fluidity is problematic. Additionally, if one constant were larger than another, that would privilege the larger one over the smaller one. As such, any numeric value is a variable, and is required to take on at least 2 values over the course of the program, or the interpreter will throw a Trigger Warning.