Shit User Story

by shanebrunetteon 4/7/2021, 10:42:25 PM with 7 comments
  • by utborinon 4/8/2021, 12:04:38 AM

      As a...
  – user
  I want to...
  – ensure the developers behind the product have robustly debated the benefits of tabs vs spaces
  So that...
  – I get more value from the product
    Well that cuts to the quick.

  • by DangitBobbyon 4/8/2021, 2:21:31 AM

    While trying to share these links in Twitter:

    As a...

    - App user

    I want to...

    -Have a new menu item load just before I tap the menu item I wanted

    So that...

    -I can explore parts of the UI I wouldn't otherwise use

  • by Tepixon 4/8/2021, 7:34:23 AM

        As a...
    - website user
    I want to...
    - do multiple clicks and scroll and find non-obvious buttons
    So that...
    - I get the minimum cookie choice i want.

  • by iudqnolqon 4/8/2021, 2:56:29 AM

    Does anyone know why this is implemented?

    As a... – registered user I want to... – check the ‘remember me’ checkbox So that... – I am merely placated by the placebo effect

  • by shanebrunetteon 4/7/2021, 11:05:15 PM

    I have sometimes wondered what the product manager writes on these types of Jira tickets..

  • by Tepixon 4/8/2021, 7:31:47 AM

    Wow. These are so true that it hurts.

  • by caffeineon 4/7/2021, 11:49:38 PM

    These are amazing. None of them are made up, I've personally encountered all of the ones he is talking about so far.