Nvidia Fires Back at Hackers, Encrypting Stolen Data and Ransomed Their Systems

by palebluedoton 2/26/2022, 9:53:00 PM with 5 comments
  • by kayamonon 2/26/2022, 10:05:48 PM

      EVERYONE!!! NVIDIA ARE CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!
  
  SOME DAYS AGO WE CONDUCTED A ATTACK AGAINST NVIDIA AND
  STOLE 1TB OF CONFIDENTIAL DATA!!!!!!
  
  TODAY WE WOKE UP AND WE FOUND NVIDIA SCUM HAD ATTACKED  
  *OUR* MACHINE WITH RANSOMWARE........
  
  LUCKILY WE HAD A BACKUP BUT WHY THE FUCK THEY THINK THEY  
  CAN CONNECT TO OUR PRIVATE MACHINE AND INSTALL  
  RANDOMWARE!!!!!!!!!
    lol.

  • by robbedpeteron 2/26/2022, 10:32:40 PM

    I gotta respect whatever quick thinking engineer flipped the script, and whatever corporate miracle that placed such a highly competent individual in a position where they could do something like this.

    You wouldn't think this skill set would be common at Nvidia- bravo!

  • by r00tanonon 2/27/2022, 1:23:22 AM

    My BS detector is glowing red. Yeeeaaahhh. Hackers are going to announce they got hacked in ALL CAPS!!! along with the screen caps to prove it. WE ARE SO STUPID!!! I wouldn't click on that stuff.

  • by floatinglotuson 2/26/2022, 11:22:03 PM

    Seriously, everyone wants to legalese this and determine who is at fault, but for a minute let’s just enjoy the fact that a bit company was able to quickly retaliate against hackers.

  • by Friday_on 2/26/2022, 10:12:47 PM

    now private companies are allowed to hack? Or?