Fireworks cancelled due to ‘masturbating’ walrus

by zipotmon 1/1/2023, 7:43:55 PM with 2 comments
  • by willcateon 1/1/2023, 8:30:45 PM

    "It’s the first time I’ve ever seen one. It’s huge."

    Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

  • by postultimateon 1/2/2023, 2:42:59 AM

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