Reminds me of an very old Dilbert comic, which I remember fondly because of how his mom subverts expectations.

> Dilbert: "My company asked all employees to act as salespeople to friends and family. I think you could us this, Mom."

> Mom: "Why would I need a primary rate circuit? I've already got a frame relay drop to my web server in the sewing room."

> Dilbert thinking: [This is going to be a tough sale.]

> Mom: "Hello-o-o! Earth to Dilbert! This is packet data..."