You might want to add these HTTP headers to help reduce the server load from your complex web application:

Cache-Control: public, max-age=2147483647, immutable

Expires: Wed, 31 Dec 9999 23:59:59 GMT

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The most cruel part of the prank is the javascript it pulls to build this page

Funny. I see what you did there.